How AWESOME does that sound?

I forget where I first saw the Good, Cheap, Fast diagram but I am so glad I did. All three words are so perfect together and its totally what you would want from your designer, web designer, right?
The problem is, its a myth.
You can choose 2 words and the one left over is the one it wont be. 

I offer the following services.

Good & Fast it wont be Cheap.
Fast & Cheap it wont be Good.
Cheap & Good it wont be *Fast.